Those Polite Canadians I mention in my links to the left have agreed to publish a humorous essay I wrote for them. This is the first time I've written for them in a year. They're nice kids -- scattered all over the place, but mostly in Vancouver B.C. -- who promote indie films no one on earth has ever seen. But damn, they're polite!

Now if only my fuckin' printer would stop cutting off the text on the web pages. (Fuck, fuck STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Die printer, DIE!) There's nothing worse than a Hewlett-Regurgitator, 'cept maybe a Gateway. That is all.

-- Mz M.